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[magnitudes]

yeah yeah
you sound a bit like my ex, honestly
except she's queen of the many circles of hell
probably doesn't like kittens

you like cats, though, so you're not anywhere near as bad as satan

[ohshutup]

i don't know if i'm more offended that you're comparing me to satan or to your ex

[She jests.]

but i do like cats quite a bit

[magnitudes]

ex is definitely worse

see, there you go, all your crippling flaws have been redeemed, paddington

how do you feel about sugar gliders

[ohshutup]

never met one
but i imagine they're delightful

[magnitudes]

what

what kind of meaningless existence is that

hang on

( and then, I kid you not, Clara receives all of the following attachments:

sugargliderfly1463.jpg
sugargliderwallpapercute99.jpg
sugarglidenose7635.jpg
sugerglidaaaahhh.jpg
sugarglider003.jpg
honeyglider
glidergliderglider76532.jpg )

sugar gliders are amazing

[ohshutup]

i know what they are
i've just never met one in

oh my god sarissa

okay that's enough pictures

jesus christ

they look like they're doing interpretive dance

how did they find a costume that small

[magnitudes]

( it's never enough

you talkin shit mate.jpg )

idk they probably borrowed something from you

badum tish

also how do you know they aren't doing interpretive dance
don't try to stop them from living their dreams

[ohshutup]

oh my god
you're giving me cute aggression
stop giving me cute aggression you're too annoying for that

[magnitudes]

sucked in, clara
wait
is that cuteness so intense it becomes aggressive or like
aggression that is endearing
I'm not sure how to feel

perhaps this will help.jpg

[ohshutup]

the former

[magnitudes]

thanks for the clara-fication

[ohshutup]

oh god no
i don't do puns
it's a very strict rule

[magnitudes]

you didn't though
I made the pun
you didn't have to do anything but enjoy