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text; shitposting before bed

[helpline]

What do American possums eat?

[ and because the Doctor KNOWS this is a dubious question, he follows that up with another question less than a minute after ]

Also, I don't think you've met the shop cat. His name's Bitey. Here he is.


[ Bitey has seen better days. ]

[ohshutup]

garbage, from the look of the one in my garden

[Dear heavens please don't let him have adopted a possum, dear heavens please don't-

Wait.]

!!!!!
WHAT A DARLING

[helpline]

That's not a good answer, this is a friend's possum, I can't bring him garbage.

[ DO NOT WORRY CLARA, this is all Saint Walker's fault and all Saint Walker's possum.

But yes. Cat. ]

I can see why humans are cat people now. All I want to do is scratch his ears.

[ohshutup]

okay then
try fruit, like grapes and bits of apples
i'm not even going to ask why your friend has a possum

and i knew you'd come around to them
the little purrs are irresistible
i'm convinced they're going to take over the world one day

[helpline]

My friend has a possum because he's Saint Walker.
That's reason enough.

Wouldn't surprise me. There's an entire planet of cat people back home, if anyone's going to take over galaxies, it's going to be them.

[ohshutup]

there's a planet of actual cat people, and you didn't take me to see it???

[helpline]

Clara I can't take you to EVERY planet that's super neat and amazing. It'll take forever!

[ohshutup]

good thing both of us have just about forever then

[helpline]

We'll make the TARDIS the space equivalent of a party bus.