you haven't seen me wear it not that it exists, I'm just saying and not that I'd show you if it did, because I respect you and Cosima too much for that easily miscontrued disaster but in the name of defending my hotness, how dare you, madam I'm not sure what I'm even indignant about, but how dare you
thank you, i truly appreciate your forethought and having seen your superpowers at work i suppose i have to objectively agree with that as well as the way you sort of explode into colorful sparks mid-air
that was actually the last thing on my mind I imagined you and Cosima weren't really into vaguely incestuous liaisons but, hey now I know for future reference no I was referring to the time I asked a friend for advice on lingerie and their partner was less than pleased sitcom style misunderstands good old retrospect
wouldn't that be the last thing you do to discourage a kinky harlot, technically speaking? I think this is the point where I hand you over to my sister and make a graceful exit
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but I'm shallow enough to go there
my everything is pretty amazing so i think
the bias would go down in flames
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mmm but not weird enough to just admit i've got you beat
as far as amazing everything's go
is this the part where we whip out a ruler
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basically you're insisting you're hotter than your girlfriend
given that we're identical and all
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i'm insisting that i'm hotter than you
but she's hotter than both of us
it's all about how you wear it, dundee
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not that it exists, I'm just saying
and not that I'd show you if it did, because I respect you and Cosima too much for that easily miscontrued disaster
but in the name of defending my hotness, how dare you, madam
I'm not sure what I'm even indignant about, but how dare you
and I'm a human firework
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and having seen your superpowers at work
i suppose i have to objectively agree with that
as well as the way you sort of explode into colorful sparks mid-air
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but it's not entirely forethought
so much as 23% disastrous prior experience
I am pretty dynamic, but
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I imagined you and Cosima weren't really into vaguely incestuous liaisons but, hey
now I know for future reference
no I was referring to the time I asked a friend for advice on lingerie and their partner was less than pleased
sitcom style misunderstands
good old retrospect
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i'm a kinky harlot
better lock me up
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I think this is the point where I hand you over to my sister and make a graceful exit
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what did you say to cosima
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have a nice day xoxo