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[ohshutup]

oh you don't even know how painfully appropriate that joke was

cold and uncaring textual laughter

[magnitudes]

are we birds of a feather
am i the wind beneath your wings
or am I just being a tit

sorry that last one was too Sarah but puns are puns

</3 </3 </3

[ohshutup]

i think i have to go with the third option
and not just because i'm a fan of tits
lovely birds, by the way

[magnitudes]

hey, tits are actually pretty amazing
don't
I'm talking about birds
great tits can lay up to eleven eggs, blue tits up to nineteen, females do all the incubating
that's hardcore

[ohshutup]

well of course they do
seeing as how warm and comfortable female tits are

[magnitudes]

jesus christ
you're impossible
i concede defeat
no no don't talk about the wonders of nature

( ... )

although i guess technically

( ... )

no i can't, defeat it is

[ohshutup]

[Anther tick on the imaginary scoreboard.]

clara - 348
sarissa - 12

[magnitudes]

you forgot the two zeros on the end of mine
easy mistake to make

[ohshutup]

clara - 348
sarissa - 11

[magnitudes]

your problem is you don't have any class

[ohshutup]

excuse me
i'm a former teacher
i've had plenty of classes

[wink wink wink]

[magnitudes]

point remains that you're still classless now, though

clara: -5
sarissa: 11

[ohshutup]

i object to your math on personal grounds

[magnitudes]

do you find it absurd?
or am I being a bit obtuse?
maybe you just need to look at the positives

[ohshutup]

nope
no math jokes
strict ban on math jokes

[Those were Danny's speciality. Sarissa isn't allowed there.]

[magnitudes]

cool
is that an actual ban or like a banter-ban

we're both obnoxious and give each other absolutes all the time so maybe we need a codename for actual serious things

[ohshutup]

like an actual ban sorry

how about a heart
you know the little <3 thing
cause it's something we'd never be using otherwise

[magnitudes]

don't apologise for laying down a boundary, dickhead, they exist for reasons

I'm offended by your refusal to issue me sincere text affection

How about pictures of sugar gliders instead