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[magnitudes]

Cooking tips with Sarissa:

Try not to go overboard with cheese when you make pasta. Sure, it's delicious, but too much can be a bit grating.

[ohshutup]

[A long, intimidating, judgmental silence. Then, ]

how dairy you

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( you say intimidating, but Sarissa is assuming Clara is needing that time to search puns tbh )

don't milk it for all it's worth, Paddington

[ohshutup]

i can't have a pun-off right now, i'm at work

[magnitudes]

that's a pretty gouda excuse

[ohshutup]

i am feta up with this nonsense
i'd rather you bleu me off

[magnitudes]

you don't have to brie so confrontational

your stare could turn people to stone, like a gorgonzola

[ohshutup]

and i'm edam proud of it

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