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[ohshutup]

[ ᴏᴠᴇʀғʟᴏᴡ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs. ]

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[assholic]

Bugs? Really? Space bugs are a thing? You'd think that would be the one benefit of a gaping void of darkness.

[ohshutup]

Adaptation. "Life finds a way", and all that.

[assholic]

In the vacuum of space? Yeah, not sure I want to know what kind of life adapts to that. That's generally how horror movies start.

[ohshutup]

And most of those horror movies are surprisingly accurate.

[assholic]

Damn rights. Without fail, the dumb bitch will go downstairs to see what the noise is in her panties, and no one ever makes sure the bad guy's dead.

[She'd lived her own version of that nightmare, and she felt she was an authority on it.]

[ohshutup]

[A little huff of a laugh.]

Or a group of travelers walks into the deep, dark woods of an alien planet.

[assholic]

Hey, I came across on a boat, lady.

... And almost got eaten by a sea monster. So... yeah.

[ohshutup]

Because, of course, boat films never end poorly either.

[assholic]

I swear, if I'd heard cello music, I'dve been out of there.