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[ohshutup]

i think cosima might disagree

[magnitudes]

oh subjectively yeah
but as a woman of science she'd objectively acknowledge my superiority

[ohshutup]

and as the woman who gets to take mine off, i think she may have a bit of a bias

[magnitudes]

this is verging on too weird
but I'm shallow enough to go there
my everything is pretty amazing so i think
the bias would go down in flames

[ohshutup]

[She wants to quit while they're both behind BUT SHE CAN'T???]

mmm but not weird enough to just admit i've got you beat
as far as amazing everything's go
is this the part where we whip out a ruler

[magnitudes]

so
basically you're insisting you're hotter than your girlfriend
given that we're identical and all

[ohshutup]

of course not
i'm insisting that i'm hotter than you
but she's hotter than both of us
it's all about how you wear it, dundee

[magnitudes]

you haven't seen me wear it
not that it exists, I'm just saying
and not that I'd show you if it did, because I respect you and Cosima too much for that easily miscontrued disaster
but in the name of defending my hotness, how dare you, madam
I'm not sure what I'm even indignant about, but how dare you

and I'm a human firework

[ohshutup]

thank you, i truly appreciate your forethought
and having seen your superpowers at work
i suppose i have to objectively agree with that
as well as the way you sort of explode into colorful sparks mid-air

[magnitudes]

this might shock you
but it's not entirely forethought
so much as 23% disastrous prior experience
I am pretty dynamic, but

[ohshutup]

are you afraid we'll be overcome and beg you for a threesome

[magnitudes]

that was actually the last thing on my mind
I imagined you and Cosima weren't really into vaguely incestuous liaisons but, hey
now I know for future reference
no I was referring to the time I asked a friend for advice on lingerie and their partner was less than pleased
sitcom style misunderstands
good old retrospect

[ohshutup]

you found out my secret
i'm a kinky harlot
better lock me up

[magnitudes]

wouldn't that be the last thing you do to discourage a kinky harlot, technically speaking?
I think this is the point where I hand you over to my sister and make a graceful exit

[ohshutup]

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what did you say to cosima

[magnitudes]

oh look at the time gotta go
have a nice day xoxo