I met someone that travelled through time. Dunno if they're a time traveller or if they just had a weird thing happen like everyone else who wound up here, but I was gonna introduce you two if that's okay. Figured time weirdness empathy might be a thing. Idk maybe learn a secret handshake or something. If she comes to the firework thing is it cool if I point her your way?
uhhh comment about the UK being stupid vague snark sarcastic comeback significant incredulous pause etc etc
hey, tits are actually pretty amazing don't I'm talking about birds great tits can lay up to eleven eggs, blue tits up to nineteen, females do all the incubating that's hardcore
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I met someone that travelled through time. Dunno if they're a time traveller or if they just had a weird thing happen like everyone else who wound up here, but I was gonna introduce you two if that's okay. Figured time weirdness empathy might be a thing. Idk maybe learn a secret handshake or something. If she comes to the firework thing is it cool if I point her your way?
uhhh comment about the UK being stupid vague snark sarcastic comeback significant incredulous pause etc etc
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i'll take her under my wing if need be
caustic retort about kangaroos and yeast paste
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knew you were a bird person
now i have proof
falsely wounded melodramatic lament, complaints about feelings, appeals to making a mutual party avenge me
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cold and uncaring textual laughter
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am i the wind beneath your wings
or am I just being a tit
sorry that last one was too Sarah but puns are puns
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and not just because i'm a fan of tits
lovely birds, by the way
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don't
I'm talking about birds
great tits can lay up to eleven eggs, blue tits up to nineteen, females do all the incubating
that's hardcore
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seeing as how warm and comfortable female tits are
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you're impossible
i concede defeat
no no don't talk about the wonders of nature
( ... )
although i guess technically
( ... )
no i can't, defeat it is
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clara - 348
sarissa - 12
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easy mistake to make
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sarissa - 11
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i'm a former teacher
i've had plenty of classes
[wink wink wink]
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clara: -5
sarissa: 11
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or am I being a bit obtuse?
maybe you just need to look at the positives
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no math jokes
strict ban on math jokes
[Those were Danny's speciality. Sarissa isn't allowed there.]
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is that an actual ban or like a banter-ban
we're both obnoxious and give each other absolutes all the time so maybe we need a codename for actual serious things
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how about a heart
you know the little <3 thing
cause it's something we'd never be using otherwise
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I'm offended by your refusal to issue me sincere text affection
How about pictures of sugar gliders instead