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[ohshutup]

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[assholic]

Oh great. There's more than one. Lushes abound.

[Like she was one to talk. Queen Lush, here.]

I think I'd rather stick up at the station. At least there's no fucking mud or sea snakes.

[ohshutup]

Just space mud and space snakes.

[She gives a teasing little smile.]

[assholic]

[It takes her a second, because she's thinking about the discomfort of the sea snake goo stuck in her bra, but she looks over at Clara, arching one brow and fighting back a smirk.]

I bet it glitters. Everything glitters in fucking space, if you go by Flash Gordon.

[ohshutup]

[A matching eyebrow raise, a bit incredulous.]

What the hell is a Flash Gordon, and how much experience have they had in space?

[assholic]

It's a movie. Or comic. I can never really remember which came first. It's also one of the cheesier eighties space adventures, so... loads of glitter.

[ohshutup]

Well, that's one thing I've never seen out there. It's more rocks and weird bugs than anything.

[assholic]

Bugs? Really? Space bugs are a thing? You'd think that would be the one benefit of a gaping void of darkness.

[ohshutup]

Adaptation. "Life finds a way", and all that.

[assholic]

In the vacuum of space? Yeah, not sure I want to know what kind of life adapts to that. That's generally how horror movies start.

[ohshutup]

And most of those horror movies are surprisingly accurate.

[assholic]

Damn rights. Without fail, the dumb bitch will go downstairs to see what the noise is in her panties, and no one ever makes sure the bad guy's dead.

[She'd lived her own version of that nightmare, and she felt she was an authority on it.]

[ohshutup]

[A little huff of a laugh.]

Or a group of travelers walks into the deep, dark woods of an alien planet.

[assholic]

Hey, I came across on a boat, lady.

... And almost got eaten by a sea monster. So... yeah.

[ohshutup]

Because, of course, boat films never end poorly either.

[assholic]

I swear, if I'd heard cello music, I'dve been out of there.