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[magnitudes]

oi
apparently if I invite Tiger to shit I gotta ask you too so

5th November, celebrating the tyranny of your homeland with fireworks and ritual sacrifices at the beach
Setting fire to things is traditionally superior to anything else Pommie but I'll take my opportunities where I can

( except that she was never told she had to invite Clara, and also it's secretly Sarissa's birthday but shh )

[ohshutup]

oh who are we sacrificing
either way you can count me in
it's been too long since i burned something

[magnitudes]

oh awkward
no i was asking you to be the sacrifice

but kidding don't be weird, i was thinking the sacrifice could be some sausages
or chicken drumsticks
we've got options

[ohshutup]

well in that case i'll have to turn you down i'm afraid
i've been a ritual sacrifice far too many times already

but no i'll be there
and my vote's for chicken drumsticks
which i won't be able to eat
i'll just look at them

[magnitudes]

killjoy

oh shit, sorry. vegetarian or allergies? I can work with those. or vegan, even.

[ohshutup]

none of the above
i just can't eat
being dead and all

[magnitudes]

what like
not anything
not at all?

not even if you want to?

[ohshutup]

sadly correct
my body is sort of frozen
no heartbeat, no breathing
no chemical or muscular processes necessary for eating

[magnitudes]

sorry in sdvance but
that fucking blows, fuck

sorry about all the eating
comfort habit
I'll try not to

[ohshutup]

hey, it's fine
it doesn't bother me
i watch your sister and brianna eat all the time

[magnitudes]

well

now you just sound creepy

[ohshutup]

they've gotten used to it
hardly look nervous at all now

[magnitudes]

ooohhh THAT'S what they were practicing for

I wondered why they kept eating at mine and telling me to hold up this picture

imgCLARAcutout.jpg

[ohshutup]

that was a private photograph, thank you very much!

[magnitudes]

blame Tiger
I mean its fine she only gave me that one
and this other album but you know nbd

[ohshutup]

always good to know you have your hands on our personal photographs
how did you like my lace knickers

[magnitudes]

oh, yeah, good
Got the same design actually
Looks better on me, obviously

[ohshutup]

i think cosima might disagree

[magnitudes]

oh subjectively yeah
but as a woman of science she'd objectively acknowledge my superiority

[ohshutup]

and as the woman who gets to take mine off, i think she may have a bit of a bias

[magnitudes]

this is verging on too weird
but I'm shallow enough to go there
my everything is pretty amazing so i think
the bias would go down in flames

[ohshutup]

[She wants to quit while they're both behind BUT SHE CAN'T???]

mmm but not weird enough to just admit i've got you beat
as far as amazing everything's go
is this the part where we whip out a ruler

[magnitudes]

so
basically you're insisting you're hotter than your girlfriend
given that we're identical and all

[ohshutup]

of course not
i'm insisting that i'm hotter than you
but she's hotter than both of us
it's all about how you wear it, dundee

[magnitudes]

you haven't seen me wear it
not that it exists, I'm just saying
and not that I'd show you if it did, because I respect you and Cosima too much for that easily miscontrued disaster
but in the name of defending my hotness, how dare you, madam
I'm not sure what I'm even indignant about, but how dare you

and I'm a human firework